#puns

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

I had a pair of racing snails.

I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

I don't know how much rainbows weigh exactly.

But I do know they are pretty light.

What do you call pairs of slacks that play sports?

Partici-pants! 👖

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter.

Doctor: I don't follow you.

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.