#puns

Whodunnit when The Beatles played Clue?

Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.

What do bees do after they are married?

They go on a honeymoon.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 in hexadecimal Canada?

Because 7 8 9 A?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

Because he had no body to go with!

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.