You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and...
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
And she put sweet nothings in all my .conf files. It'll take me forever to get X working again.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."