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Today’s giggles
Fresh funny stuff, collected every day
Don’t feel so bad about yourself
Had me in the first part
This is the future
A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk
"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?" "Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks. She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"
Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better
That's freedom corn to you
Everything helps
Take a seat
Dude
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