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SEMI-PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION
I should make a list of all the things I could be trying to optimize, prioritized by ... well, I guess there are a few different variables I could use. I'll create a spreadsheet ...
In the future, a group of resistance fighters send me back in time with instructions to find the Skynet prototype and try to upgrade it.
Whenever you see a video of birds doing something weird, remember: Birds are a small subset of dinosaurs, so the weirdness of birds is a small subset of the weirdness of dinosaurs.
I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."
SMS is just the worst, but I'm having trouble convincing people to adopt my preferred system, TLS IRC with a local server and a patched DOSBox gateway running in my mobile browser.