I had a pair of racing snails.
I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
Dad Jokes
Groan-worthy puns
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
I don't know how much rainbows weigh exactly.
But I do know they are pretty light.
What do you call pairs of slacks that play sports?
Partici-pants! 👖
What did the customer say to the waiter?
I'm all fed up with your service.
I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.
It was raining cats and dogs the other day.
I almost stepped in a poodle.
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.
What is this movie about?
It is about 2 hours long.
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